- users: hey tumblr can you fix the tags?
- tumblr: what? you want us to limit the asks?
- users: no, the tags.
- tumblr: fanmail?
- users: tags
- tumblr: footnotes?
- users: fix the tags
- tumblr: all right we changed the dash. hope that helps.
- Me: Hello, Life Alert.
- Operator: Yes, is everything okay?
- Me: No, I have fallen, and I don't want to get up.
- Operator: Wait, did you just say you don't wa-
- Me: Life sucks, man.